Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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