I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
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