Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
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closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
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i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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