So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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