he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
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This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
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You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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