ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
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