worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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