So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
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thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
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When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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