Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
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You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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