Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
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someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
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LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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