Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
ugly people sure do ruin things
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
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