did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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