I'm really into asian looking animals
3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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