a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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