i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
It's just like the Real World with babies
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
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Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
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A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
I love you.
Bad choice
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