Already got asked if we're dating
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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