Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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