is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
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I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
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I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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