i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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