I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
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CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
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I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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