It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
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we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
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So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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