Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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