Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
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Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
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The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
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