Well apparently he's into motor boating.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
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Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
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It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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