Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
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the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
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I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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