Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Success! We fucked roommates!
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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