nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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