Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
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I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
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Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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