Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
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