hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
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Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
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Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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