Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
Randomize
