Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
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I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
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all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
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I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
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