We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
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I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
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The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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