some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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