I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
