Dual....:-)
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Someone came in the potted fern
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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