ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
And then he peed in my hair
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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