why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
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