you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
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He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
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Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
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