I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
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I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
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How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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