just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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