How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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