I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
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