So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
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Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
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so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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