I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
Randomize
