woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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