Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
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i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
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I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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