i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
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