ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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