So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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