she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
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I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
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Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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