no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
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that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
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I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
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