I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
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He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
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They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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