I bet he comes in French.
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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